Sunday, August 06, 2006

The Mall on Sunday...Sales, Food, and Albino People

Going to the mall on Sunday should be against the law. People go to eat, look at things they can't afford, and make fun of people for their nationality (which I'm going to start marking as other because of the confusion of my skin tone and natural hair color).

Today I went to Chao Cajun, greatest place in the mall. They have two combos where you can either pick two things for $6 or three things for $8. This guy says he wants the pick two; picks two meats, an egg roll, and rice (count 'em). He gets to the cashier and the guy charges him for the pick three. The man says "I got the pick two!?"... (He got 4 things) he was furious, "That's not what I asked for!" so the cashier took the plate to the trash and said "Do you want egg roll?" "YES!" the hungry man says, so the guy dumps the Bourbon chicken off the plate and walks back, holds the plate up and the guy says "It's empty!?" (He now has 2 things and rice). The cashier then holds the plate in the air and counts for this ignorant business man "One...Two...and Rice, do you want drink?" Then the guy just walked off.

Today I went to American eagle, gayest place in the mall (behind Abercrombie and Hollister). They have clothes that you can't buy but can try on because they are too expensive. They also have random rich families that can afford the whole store but have no common sense at all. This little boy is staring at me when I walk by him, then we turn round to leave and now his sister is to. As we pass them she says to him "Maybe he's just half albino."..............Are you serious?!?! A) I'm NOT albino- My skin is actually slightly darker than Jennifer’s arm.
B) Albino's have red eyes- Has no one seen the Princess Bride??
C) There is no such thing as half albino- How can something be in between pale with white hair and red eyes, and white with hair and eyes??

I hate the mall!

9 comments:

TaylorW said...

Nick u ain't albino. (But if you and Jenn had kids, there might be a possiblity) --- anyway, The reason that lil' boy and girls mind was messed up was simply the fact that they were shoping in the worst store in the mall.

jordan said...

haha..well thanks that clears it up for me. i have always thought you have had some albino in you but you proved me wrong.

<3 jordan

--and im pretty sure i have seen you wearing american eagle before.

Nick C. said...

Jordan- Just to defend myself it was a gift certificate for graduation and the two shirts were on sale. But it's not as gay as abercrombie or holister.

b coop said...

thats a VERY weak defense nick...

Keith Walters said...

Bro everyone knows you wear colored contacts, you albino freak!!! This post was hilarious, I actually had to keep myself from laughing outloud so people didn't think I was insane.

Sleet said...

Being an albino african american (AAA) myself, I can understand your frustrations. No one knows how it feels to be me.

Sleet said...

who is dale?

SMITTY said...

I wouldn't go as far to say Albino...more like an eggshell.

Nick C. said...

Sleet- Dale Ragland is our boss.